The Jerky Boys

The Jerky Boys are an American comedy act from Queens, New York, whose routine consists of prank telephone calls and other related skits. Formed in 1989, The Jerky Boys were made up of childhood friends Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed.^[1] After Kamal left the act in 2000, The Jerky Boys continued on as a solo act featuring only Brennan, before going on hiatus after the 2001 release of their final album, The Jerky Tapes.

The calls were made by ringing up unsuspecting recipients, or in response to classified advertisements placed in local New York-based newspapers. Each call was made in character, usually with over the top voices influenced by the duo's family members.^[1]

According to their current record label, Laugh.com, the act has sold over 8,000,000 CDs since their 1993 debut.

On February 25, 2014, Rolling Stone published an article on The Jerky Boys, in which Johnny Brennan made several prank calls.

History

Duo

Brennan began making and recording prank telephone calls in the 1970s, and teamed up with the younger Kamal, in the late 1980s/early 1990s in their Queens neighborhood.^[2] The duo made a number of bootleg tapes of their recorded phone calls that eventually found their way to New York-based radio personality Howard Stern, who played the duo's tracks on the air.^[2]

The pair gained notoriety from their exposure on the popular The Howard Stern Show, and released their first album, The Jerky Boys, in 1993. The album topped the Billboard charts and was eventually certified double platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America.

The duo released the double platinum, The Jerky Boys 2 in 1994, followed by The Jerky Boys 3 in 1996, The Jerky Boys 4 in 1997, Stop Staring at Me! in 1999, and The Jerky Tapes in 2001.

In 1995, the duo appeared in Touchstone Pictures' The Jerky Boys: The Movie. The movie was filmed in 1993–94, and it was almost universally panned by critics.

Solo act

In 2000, tension between the two developed.^[2] The duo appeared in the Psychopathic Records film Big Money Hustlas, but because Brennan and Kamal were unable to get along with each other, they did not share any scenes in the film; Brennan played a supporting role as the police chief, and Kamal appeared in a cameo as Frank Kissel, an audience member at the strip club.^[3] By the end of the year, Kamal passed a note down to the manager, who passed it to Brennan: Kamal had decided to quit the group.^[4]

Kamal released a solo album, Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk, in 2000.

On March 20, 2007, Brennan, who is now the only constant member of the group, kept The Jerky Boys name and released a solo album, Sol's Rusty Trombone, a collection of mostly ring tones and skits.^[2] As of 2016, the "About" page on the Jerky Boys website does not mention Kamal in discussing the history of the group and its recordings. On March 5, 2010, Brennan, in conjunction with Inner Four, released two apps for the iPhone and iPod Touch platform: The Jerky Boys Prank Caller, and The Jerky Boys Pinball. In late 2011, Brennan started a weekly podcast titled The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brennan in which he discussed the history of the calls, how the characters came about, and other hijinks. The podcast also gave the opportunity to fans to speak to Brennan directly. The podcast ran for 17 episodes and then abruptly ended in November 2012.^[5] Brennan announced a subscription for new calls being regularly released each month but this never occurred.^[5] He was later quoted as saying he stopped the podcast because "there was no money in it".

Regular characters

• Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler – an American Westerner/Texan who drives a semi-truck; has appeared on "Lawnmower Sale" and "Bad Ass Massage", both from The Jerky Boys 3 album, "Flower Lady #4" from The Jerky Tapes album, and is a featured character on Sol's Rusty Trombone (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Curly G., Cradle Rock – a throwback rap artist trying to catch a break; appeared on one track to date ("Bamm!" from The Jerky Boys 3 album) (voiced by Kamal Ahmed).
• Sammy Cox – older man with a pronounced lisp; appeared on one track to date ("Herman" from The Jerky Boys 4 album) (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Mike Derucki – an out-of-work painter (voiced by Brennan). Has appeared on several tracks including "Hello Ray" and "Dead Pet Removal".
• Harry Getzov – A name from the "Flower Lady" and "Moonlight Matinee" tracks from The Jerky Tapes album. The character is perennially away from the telephone, and unable to be reached by the unsuspecting caller who is pranked by either Jack Tors (Brennan), Tarbash (Kamal), or Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler (Johnny Brennan). In the Jerky Boys CDs, Getzov is credited as the Jerky Boys manager.
• Jake – handles in-coming calls for Mr. Silverman, the phony sports agent ("Silverman baby" track from (The Jerky Tapes) and "Big Hock" track from the Stop Staring at Me! album) (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Jake – a truck driver with a penchant for speed and stunts from the track "Hot Rod Mover" (from The Jerky Boys album) (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Jocko Johnson – voice and behavior similar to Frank Rizzo; wanted his wife's house demolished while she was out of town, as punishment for her infidelity. ("The Home Wrecker" track from The Jerky Boys album) (voiced by Kamal).
• Frank Kissel – an aged World War II veteran and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair. The character normally refers to himself only as Kissel. He sometimes complains about or is heard arguing with his wife. Kamal, who voices the character, appeared in full old-man makeup as Kissel in the Insane Clown Posse movie Big Money Hustlas.
• Anthony Kissel – Frank Kissel's son; appeared on two tracks to date ("Uncle Freddie" from The Jerky Boys' album, and "Laundromat" from the The Jerky Boys 4 album). Anthony is also mentioned in "Husband Beating" (from The Jerky Boys 2 album), where Kissel said "I got a couple children, they're a little older right now", but he did not mention his real name (voiced by Brennan).
• Martha Kissel – Frank Kissel's wife; often appears with Kissel. Her voice can be heard in calls such as "Uncle Freddie", "Husband Beating" and "Kissel Sails". On "Uncle Freddie" (from The Jerky Boys album), Kissel reveals his wife's name before he begins arguing with the person who answered the phone about whether Uncle Freddie had died (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Nikos – an immigrant Greek delicatessen owner; appeared on one track to date. Nikos often mumbles incoherently, interspersing a few real Greek words within all his gibberish ("Bad Tomatoes" from The Jerky Boys 3 album) (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Pico – an abused Mexican immigrant; often hired as Kissel's personal assistant, which invariably has disastrous consequences. When Kissel hires Pico to repair a broken television, the pair end up getting electrocuted. (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Frank Rizzo – an extremely abrasive, foul-mouthed blue-collar Italian-American New Yorker with bizarre complaints and requests (voiced by Johnny Brennan). Frank curses repeatedly at a potential employer during an inquiry about a job, and accuses the Mickey Mouse character at Disney World of molesting his children.
• Paul Rizzo – a car salesman in upstate New York who uses violent techniques to close sales, including choking and threatening customers. Paul appears on only the "Car Salesman" track (from The Jerky Boys album) and is likely related to Frank, as both are voiced by Johnny Brennan and possess the same demeanor and penchant for cursing. The name "Paul" is a result of Brennan mistakenly answering his name as "Paul" instead of Frank when he was trying to remember that he was speaking to someone named Paul.
• Sol Rosenberg – a frail, insecure, male middle-aged to elderly New York Jew who suffers from various, and often comical problems and ailments. Somewhat childish in his demeanor, Sol seeks treatment for problems ranging from genital warts to a fear of his own shadow.(voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Rosine – a flamboyant, flirtatious Puerto Rican transvestite who often slaps herself for sexual gratification (voiced by Johnny Brennan). She also plays the flute and serves as a sign language interpreter for the hearing impaired.
• Silverman – a phony sports agent who convinces an unsuspecting young man that he can earn a job playing baseball for the New York Yankees. ("Silverman Baby!!" track from The Jerky Tapes album) (voiced by Johnny Brennan).
• Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician – a Middle-Eastern man with a repertoire of dangerous stage tricks who mutilates himself or is attacked by various wild animals used in his act. His last appearance in the Jerky Boys albums was in The Jerky Tapes (voiced by Kamal).
• Ali Kamal – a Middle-Eastern cab driver victimized by a sadistic dentist. Assaulted and possibly molested, Ali seeks the aid of a lawyer specializing in "dental malpractice." On another occasion, Kamal seeks the assistance of an attorney after being brutally beaten by a tenant for delivering pizza to an incorrect address (voiced by Kamal).
• Jack Tor s – a flamboyant homosexual man who frequently takes part in bizarre sexual activities and is looking for assistance or supplies related to this. Also a musician, catwalk model, casting director and a dancer (voiced by Johnny Brennan). In a running gag, when asked to spell his surname, the character would reply, "T-o-r"... ... ... "s".
• Brett Weir – name of Johnny Brennan's brother-in-law,^[4] mentioned in "Super Across The Way" (from The Jerky Boys album) and "The Gay Model". The character, portrayed by actor James Lorinz, also appeared in 1995's The Jerky Boys: The Movie.

Discography

Albums

Apple iPhone and iPod Touch Apps

Johnny B.

Kamal

Soundtrack albums

Compilation albums

Film and TV appearances

• Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1994)
• Don't Hang Up, Tough Guy! (1995)
• The Jerky Boys: The Movie (1995)
• Big Money Hustlas (2000)

Allusions

• In Cannibal! The Musical, near the end of the movie, after the Indian chief cuts the rope holding Parker, Frenchy cries out, "Hey! You can't do that, jerky!", in reference to the Jerky Boys, because Trey Parker and the others loved the Jerky Boys (before they saw their movie).
• The Jerky Boys were sometimes referenced on Arrested Development as one of the only albums the character George Michael owns. On a couple of occasions he is seen placing prank calls in an attempt to imitate them.
• The duo frequently incorporated references to The Howard Stern Show in several calls ("Food & Drug Complaint" from 1997's The Jerky Boys 4 album; "You Wanna Scrap?" from 1999's Stop Staring at Me! album; "Moonlight Matinee" from 2001's The Jerky Tapes album).
• Brennan's Sol Rosenberg voice is the voice of pharmacist Mort Goldman on Family Guy
• In 2008, comedian Peter Kay included a version of the Free Nelson Mandela song by The Jerky Boys in his parody show Peter Kay's Britain's Got the Pop Factor... and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice for Channel 4 in the UK. It was part of a medley and mixed the last two syllables of Mandela into the Rihanna hit Umbrella.
• The Jerky Boys are referenced in the How I Met Your Mother episode "Duel Citizenship" and again in "False Positive," when Lily mistakenly plays a track to her unborn child instead of classical music.
• The title of English alternative rock band Radiohead's debut album, Pablo Honey, is a reference to a Jerky Boys prank call skit in which the prank caller says, "Pablo, honey? Please come to Florida!" to his victim. This snippet is sampled by the band on the track "How Do You?".

See also

• Crank Yankers
• List of practical joke topics
• Touch-Tone Terrorists
• Tube Bar prank calls

References

External links

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• Jerky Boys Official Myspace Page
• TheJerkyBoys.com – Official Site
• Laugh.com – Official Record Label Site
• AllMusic.com Biography – The Jerky Boys