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Sweet Baby Jesus

INSPIRATIONAL CHARACTERS DATA SHEET

NAME: Sweet Baby Jesus

BUST: 6 WAIST: 4 HIPS: 6

HEIGHT: 1 yard WEIGHT: 1 stone SIGN: 1 light

BIRTH DATE: 12/25/0000 BIRTHPLACE: Bethlehem, West Bank, Palestine

GOALS: To have all the worship in the history of ever!

TURN-ONS: Pain, torture, chastising, bloodletting, death, and tickling

TURN-OFFS: Evidence, reason, technology, science, medicine, free speech, constitutional rights, democracy, and secular humanism

CRIMINAL RECORD: 1 count trespassing on temple grounds, 1 count destruction temple private property, 1 count assault temple money changers. Sentenced to death. 1 count felony fraud through pseudocide with 1 count felony jailbreak 3 days after the fact. #1 Most wanted list. Considered armed and extremely dangerous

FAVORTIE MOVIES: The Last Temptation of Christ

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: The PTL Club

FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Tammy Faye Bakker

FAVORITE BOOKS: The Gospels, 50 Shades of Gay, and butt plug instructional pamphlets

FAVORITE FOODS: Communion wafers with grape juice

SECRET DREAMS: To start a family with Mary Magdalene

BIOGRAPHY: If you want Sweet Baby Jusus' story then buy Sweet Baby Jesus' Bible

Allah Ballet
 Sweet Baby Jesus loves dancing

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