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INSPIRATIONAL CHARACTERS DATA SHEET

NAME: Satan, a.k.a. "Lucifer", a.k.a. "Your god damn daddy!"

BUST: 36? WAIST: 24? HIPS: 36?

HEIGHT: only if I'm 5'3" WEIGHT: Forty-ounce SIGN: You ain't makin' me!

BIRTH DATE: None your damn business BIRTHPLACE: You heard me bitch

GOALS: Checking up on my hoes

TURN-ONS: Pain, torture, grief, and the Ice Capades!

TURN-OFFS: Cracker ass honkies and steretypes

CRIMINAL RECORD: Fuck yo momma!

FAVORTIE MOVIES: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: The Jerry Springer Show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Sir Mix-a-Lot

FAVORITE BOOKS: Anarchists Cookbook, The Satanic Bible, Good Housekeeping

FAVORITE FOODS: Jujubes, Escargot, Parsnips

SECRET DREAMS: My hoes making me mad rolls of Benji-greens so thick wanna snap the rubber band

BIOGRAPHY: ...and there I was, fucking your momma hard... Oh shit, is this mic on?

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