INSPIRATIONAL CHARACTERS DATA SHEET
NAME: Holy Ghost, a.k.a. "Holy Spirit", a.k.a. "Holy Spook"
BUST: 0 WAIST: 0 HIPS: 0
HEIGHT: 0 WEIGHT: 0 SIGN: Stars in the sky
BIRTH DATE: Genesis 1:1 KJV BIRTHPLACE: Genesis 1:1 KJV
GOALS: To fill people with myself
TURN-ONS: People asking me to come inside of them
TURN-OFFS: Duct tape, shovels, and long car rides in the trunk
CRIMINAL RECORD: Them mark ass piggies aint done caught me yet!
FAVORTIE MOVIES: Ben Hur, Monty Python's Life of Brian, and Rocky Horror Picture Show
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Queer eye for the straight guy, M.A.S.H.
FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Freddy Mercury and Liberace
FAVORITE BOOKS: Gay Kama Sutra
FAVORITE FOODS: Do you want me to bloat up like a fatty fat heifer?
SECRET DREAMS: Coming inside of you
BIOGRAPHY: I'm bound by contract not to talk about it so if you want to know my story you have to buy the most recent version of the old testament